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An awesome song from Orgy from their Candyass album!
"Recalling memories
Of charm school pantomime turned so bad"
"This feels like a real life fantasy
It feels like you"
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The Pantomime Factor is a device used by writers of film and TV dramas that has the audience shouting at the screen, when what the hero or heroine is about to do, defies imagination and logic.
An example of The Pantomime Factor.
The heroine on a dark night walks alone into her unlit house which clearly has had a forced entry and fails to see a figure lurking in the dark as they stumble about, never even thinking about turning on a light.
More impressionable observers will be shouting; "Look out behind you!" and similar warnings at the screen, but of course to no avail.
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making the jack off motion with one's hand
How was your day Billy?
<makes jack off motion with hand> Same shit, different pile.
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A dream of particularly absurd situations in which one would only find themselves if they lived in a Darrin Aranofsky film or a Netflix room-com after school special.
One may experience a pantomime after a night of gorging on Welsh’s fruit snacks and inhaling Monster energy—especially while watching American Beauty or any PTA film.
A pantomime can be further described as a particularly gay dream. Made specifically for young closeted gay teens who have yet to understand why they think the way they think.
Guy1: I dreamt up this crazy pantomime last night
Guy 2: aw man how do you feel?
Guy 1: well done dunno. I feel like shit but I got this buzz
Guy 2: jeez man when’d you go to bed
Guy 1: yeah like 4 in the a.m.
Guy 2: holy shit!! No wonder
Guy 1: nah man I hit the monster hard. Plowed through a whole case of monster
Guy 2: fuck man. Those things are bad for the heart
Guy 1: hey whatever. Bad for the heart good for the soul. Anyway spent the night jerking off to Casey Affleck.
Guy 2: jeez man. I didn’t know you were a Pufta
Guy 1: fuck you man I told you I had this pantomime
Guy 2: no thanks man I’m not that way
Guy 1: no way man. Just a little lick
Guy 2: alright cum’ere you
Guy 1: holy shit! I just jizzed my pants. Was that a pantomime or a Van Sant-PTA collab?