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(1)Usually referred to only when hungry
(2)or, in the case of rare unfortunate circumstances, a former place of employment.
(1)Im hungry lets call papa johns and get a peperoni pizza for $14
(2)I was scheduled to work untill 10pm but its fuc**n papa johns so I was there untill 2.
(2)Because i work at papa johns i have to count out 42 pepperonis on every pepperoni pizza. Or my boss will yell and me or maybe write me up.
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When someone gets hit in the face with the textbook, especially if thrown from moving vehicle. Refers to when Papa John of (Papa John's pizza) was hit in the face with a biology textbook when riding his bike in Louisville, Kentucky.
See wlky.com/news/3381400/detail.html
I straight papa johned Ollie in the face with my math book and he judo chopped my ass afterwards.
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The worst-ever place to work. They'll pay you minimum wage and schedule you for you 15 hours a week, 8 of which you'll actually get to work. You'll work through the busiest part of the day, and they'll send you home as soon as you get a chance to relax a little. If you're unfortunate enough to get suckered into managing a Papa John's, they'll put you on salary and work you 75 hours a week. (That way they don't have to pay overtime.)
Also the worst-ever place to order pizzas. As a direct result of hating their jobs so much, the employees automatically hate you for ordering from them. They'll do a shitty job on your pie, and even if they drop it or a fly lands in the sauce, they'll still box it and send it to you. And they never, ever wash their hands, even after going to the bathroom. Trust me.
I think my Papa John's pizza had a hair and some dead roaches on it. Yeah, that's definitely a roach.
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dumbass #1: i wasted my money on papa shits
dumbass #2: u mean papa johns?
dumbass #1: no, papa shits
dumbass #2: what is papa shits?
dumbass #1: stfu
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When your fucking a girl from behind and your about to come and you grab her by the neck and whisper in her ear “one click of the mouse papas in the house”and you both instantly cum.
Oh,oh! One click of the mouse papas in the house ahhhh!!! Oh yes I love the papa john.
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A pizza chain that's in slow decline, mostly from its retarded owner who doesn't understand how much have other pizza chains improved, such as Dominoes and Pizza Hut.
Johns Schnatter: Why is my business failing?
Everyone: Mostly because you became a jerk to your own brand. Papa Johns would improve without you.
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the place that has the best delivery pizza and has the best tasting thin and thick crust pizza's. unlike pizza hut and domino's the ingredients from papa john's are fresh made.
friend 1: hey man, order some pizza hut or domino's tonight.
Friend 2: hell no man! Those places use out of date ingredients and have bugs in your pizza.
friend 1: alright dude we'll go your way and order papa john's, I've never tried papa john's.
friend 2: hey man, come try some papa john's it's here.
friend 1: (taste's pizza) HOLY SHIT this thin crust pizza is good, and the thick crust is not shabby either.
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