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A poop that vanishes so quickly upon toilet entry you question weather you've even pooped at all.
1. Scott: "Dude, I just laid the longest log and when I looked it was gone!"
2. Jason: "Paranormal Pooptivity, man!!!"
3. Steve: "Fuck! I just felt myself poop but where is it?! I guess I'll wipe anyways... Goddamn, Paranormal Pooptivity..."
Strange happenings that manifest at night and cannot be remembered, usually due to cheap beer and shitty vodka.
Bro #1: Dude, why the fuck is there a bra in the hallway and the living room covered in flour?
Bro #2: I dunno man, I was blacked the fuck out. Must have been some paranormal frativity.
Forum on the shroomery with magic, crystals, goths, and a general lack of coherent reasoning.
(Posted in Science and Tech)
Hey guys! I was reading some of Alex Jones' articles and I suddenly realized that the oil companies are killing all the alternative energy proponents. OMG, amirite?
So what do you say we do to ensure that hemp and patchouli energy sources are saved from this conspiracy!
1st Reply: Go back to mysticism and paranormal with the rest of the nutjobs.
2nd Reply: OMG! Contact middleman and arrange a crystal seance quick! Only the vibrations of the earth mother can save us!
3rd Reply: DSHSB
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A person who uses specialized equipment to investigate and research various types of paranormal occurences
i thought my house may be haunted so i called a paranormal investigator
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Done a shit load of this
Even before the spiritual reawakening
As I said ..
Sketchy behaviour
Poses questions
Sometimes you have to fuck yourself
To get said answers …
But … as long as you do
Maybe even worthy of the sacrifice
Luckily god/ spirt allows for mistakes .. chastity and atonement ….
Like for those who actually have a sense of decency and regret …
Paranormal investigation… this does not need investigation it’s all around us and some people lap it up … like cats and a saucer of milk …
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A very low budget horror film that was originally just an independent film at a movie fest, but became so popular by demand it was released in October of 2009 all over the country.
The plot is a young couple move in together and are experiencing paranormal phenomenon from something like a demon, etc. I don't want to give anymore away.
Now this movie has gotten mixed reviews so I will be Switzerland here and tell you the truth. First off, the hype was so over the top it was unrealistic. But just because of the hype, doesn't mean it's not an amazing movie.
This movie messes with your mind. Not with your eyes (blood, etc.) There is very little blood in the movie and that is the point. What this movie does it takes everything you can't explain (ex. Finding your keys in the middle of the floor the next morning unexplainably) and tells you that a demon/ghost/etc. did it. Yes, I know it sounds unreasonable, but after watching the movie you'll know exactly what I mean.
People with a very low, shallow, realistic imagination will find this movie to be a piece of crap. Because they don't think twice about anything.
People with a very large, crazy, and colorful imagination will put a lot of thought into this and the movie will be so terrifying in so many unexplainable ways.
The movie builds off anticipation, suspense, and terror. Not cheap blood and bad actors.
Person 1: Oh my god! The ending of Paranormal Activity freaked the crap outta me! I'm definitely not sleeping alone!!
Person 2: What the hell? The movie was a bunch of bull. It was cheap and had no blood. I'm definitely not buying the DVD.
Person 1: Well you don't have an imagination do you? Can't wait till you get possessed. ;)
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when funny ass ghostly shit happens to black ppl like myself
black girl: i think dere sum really fucked up paranormal blacktivity a churches chicken on 153 street
black girl 2: gurl how u noe tht
black girl: cuz gurl i alway buy 5 biscuit at da store but when i got home dere was only 3 up in da box
DUM ASS! LOL
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