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Fucking wanker who follows you everywhere and in holidays realises hes got nobody to talk to 😭 (like yeh i care) decides to unblock you on socials
Random girl - Hey patrykkk
Patryk - (silence)
Everyone - (mocks him)
Please dont pray for Patryk
9👍 16👎
Patches Lassies on Insta for 5 hours and replies with just one comment saying kl.
''Patryk you look amazing on that Insta Pick who took it?'' ''Kl''
3👍 15👎
an amazing guy, who has the most random comments at times ,and is really good looking. he is just a generally awesome person <3
356👍 87👎
a very gay kid that kisses boys without them saying he could and he is gay with his brother
19👍 47👎
A misunderstood guy who is lonely, and wants a peng ting with a big bunda, but he will get one he just has to wait.
He is so segzy and if u find one SEGZ THEM NOW!
Noah: HAHAHA I HAVE A GF
Bob: yeah but shes butters, and as flat as a panckake
Stephanie: i wanna segz Patryk Neumann so bad
Patryk:'Shy to reply'
Stephanie:Fudge it, JUMPS ON PATRYK AND THEY HAVE AN EXHILIRATING FUCK SESSION, NOAHS GF JUMPS IN ASWELL TO EXPERIECE EPIC SEGZ
3👍 1👎
Someone who constantly simps and falls asleep in their friends chair and enjoys multiple animals on top of him.
Person: hey what happened last night?
Me: oh some guy came round and did a dirty patryk
Person: oh how did that go?
Me: he had so many animals on top of him he seemed to be enjoying himself.