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(v)When a penis gets so torn up from the teeth of a female during oral sex to the point that its pointy
My dick is now totally mangled after that crazy vampire woman gave me the old pencil sharpener.
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when someone breaks a pencil sharpener to get the blade so they can.... uh..... self harm-ony
Well, let me go get the broken pencil sharpener.
When a girl nibbles and tugs on your dick to the point of it becoming pointed, or sharpened!
"I got a Parker Pencil Sharpener last night and now I can pop a balloon with my cock!"
"Howy Shit!"
An expression describing a female who is tight in the vagina
Man, having sex with Lilly is like putting a popsicle in a pencil sharpener
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An expression of irony often used to confuse people. The user isn't supposed to say what it means to others who ask.
*something ironic and hilarious happens*
Person 1 "Uzbekistan pencil sharpener!"
Person 2 "What does that mean?"
Person 1 "Well anyways, (continues the previous conversation)."
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A vagina that is so diseased, it'd be healthier to fuck a pencil sharpener.
Xander: Bro, Miranda is so hot. I would pay good money to hook up with her.
Grayson: Nah man, big Pete got with her last week and said she's got a Kentucky Pencil Sharpener. He's been icing his junk ever since.
Xander: God damn...
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The act of taking both hands and placing them on the shafts of a man's genitalia and proceeding to twist in opposite directions much like an "Indian Burn" to one's arm.
Craig: Hey, Rick! You want a good ol' friendly Indian Pencil Sharpener?
Rick: Nah, bro. I'm still sore from last week.