pencil

An abused instrument that is constantly being chucked a harmless bystanders.

*throws pencil*. Billy,"Owww!".

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Penciling

Pointing your pencil at a girl during class to declare your love for her.

The tip of your pencil (the part you write with) should be pointed at the girl you have a crush on so she can know you like her without you getting too embarrassed to go up and talk to her.

James: Yo why are you penciling Hannah? Do you have a crush on her?
Derek: Man I thought you already knew.
Hannah: Derek you like me? Meet me after school.

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pencil

A writing tool used to mark paper. Made of graphite and wood and is very cheap.

No example for this definition

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pencils

a long wooden shaft used to write

WHO IS STEALING THEM

I NEED MY PENCILS!

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pencil

Something you start chewing on when you got no food at home.

"Mmmmmmm.... this is good shit!"

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Penciled in

Someone who has been scheduled for a fuck.

"You busy tonight?"

"Yeah sorry. I've penciled in Kristin for an hour before work."

"Cool. That chick is a total freak."

"Yup, yup."

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pencil

1.)A writing and drawing tool made of graphite and wood. Comes in various shapes (lenght, color). Also available in different degrees of strenght (in Germany: 2B, B, HB, H, 2H - from soft to hard).
Can be used in zero-gravity.

2.)Also childish slang word for penis.

1.) American in a russian space-station MIR:
American: *takes out a biro*
"See? We spend 100.000.000 $ to develop this new biro. One can write in space, underwater and upside-down with it."
Russian: "Quite impressive!" *takes notes with his pencil*

2.) "John's got his pencil out!"
*laughter*

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