Penishment

The act of refusing sexual gratification to one's man due to his bad behavior.

Wife: You sonofabitch, where have you been!?

Husband: I told you I'd be at the Oasis with the boys.

Wife: I hope you enjoy sleeping in the couch tonight!

Husband: That's just penishment!

Wife: Screw you, jerk!

Husband: I guess I soon will be!

Husband:

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penish

when you are one pump of blood away from reaching a full hard on

john "aww dude, i'm totally feeling penish right now"

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Penish

Happens after anal sex, when you're meat has some shit on it or as black people say "ish". When you add Penis and Ish together you get Penish!

Man, after i waxed dat azz and looked down at my penis but instead it was a Penish!

Man, I love when my gurl cleans off my Penish with her mouth!

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penish

(adjective) of or relating to a penis. penis like.

his hair cut was quite penish.

if you stopped being so penish, you might have a better chance of being of payed attention to.

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Penish

An ish penis, a small penis.

Friend 1: how big was it?

Friend 2: let's just say he has a penish.

Example 2:
Person 1: his penish was so small it felt like nothing.

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penish

A penis which is or is smaller then 1 inch,
'ish' as in kind of, but not full.

guy 1:why was i born with a penish!?
guy 2:no way, yr dicks smaller than 1 inch!?

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penish

a womans version of the mans genetalia. aka a womans dick

sarah knew she had a penish but refused to tell the class when asked what type of genitalia she owned

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