peopling

pronounced (people ing): the ability to tolerate people and their stupidity, as well as your own stupidity in a public setting. To people or engage in the act of peopling is to be able to remain tactful despite a person's obvious stupidity, and/or, lack of social skills.

I'm really bad at peopling today. I just can't people.

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Peopleing

The act of going out in public with people. Especially useful when the one using it hates people in general

I have to go peopleing today, I don't want to, I hate people

people

things that are dumb enough to try and diet by having three Big Macs, an extra-large set of fries extra salty, a Diet Coke, and a salad. things that are dumb enough to eat it all, talk on a cell phone, navigate a map, and drive down the interstate at the same time. things that are dumb enough to have sex and then blame the doctor for having the kid. things that are dumb enough to pay $3.00 a gallon for gas to drive three blocks while their bike is sittin in the attic collecting dust. things that call drinking eight beers at 3 am and then passing out a "good night's sleep". things that are dumb enough to get their three-year-old GTA San Andreas and leave them alone in the house.

People are so stupid, but hey, who cares?

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People

not very smart

people shouldn't exist

People

temporary carbon based life-forms that like digital watches

Arther Dent

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for the people

commercialized phrase used by a person or business that is trying to get over on as many people as possible.

He sez he's "for the people" so he can get as many of them as possible into his stable.

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people

The most over-rated thing that has ever existed.

People like to think they're sooooo advanced and beyond animals because they have art, music, and technology when all the while not one of these things (or anything else they've created for that matter) will mean a thing after people die just like every other organism on the planet. The only thing that truly seperates people from any other animal is that they are aware of their own mortality, and if you ask me that's not really something to be proud of.

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