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Mark Parker, known famously for his bright red cheeks and inability to satisfy girls sexualy.
I shagged Perkers bird again the other night
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PerKer is a pervert lurking in chat or IRC, in hope of some free, live cyber-sex. (Pervert + Lurker = PerKer)
"Hedgehog44 is a total PerKer, he totally "got off" while NaughtyAllison and HotVanessa "got it on" in the chatroom."
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one who puts on a front; fakes about something or simply lies.
Man that Mr.Greene a perker he told my momma I ain't turn my project in!
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Perker means fucked up arab, in danish. If you say it to an arab in Denmark, you´re fuckin´with all his cousins.
Jason said to Allen : "Look at those fucking Perkere", and they hear it, then you are screwed.
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young girls/women at the peak of physical maintenance ease
(from about 15~25) human chronological erosion and/or gravity hasn't set in yet, 'stealing' their easy ability to maintain a pert, perky body.
john and don saw a group of perkers and they got "moist"
judy was in her late twenties and spent lots of time exercising, she consequently looked better than those perkers!
putting on her "muumuu", jan remembered when she ran with perkers!
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A "Plastic Perker" (A danish term) or en english "Plastic Paki".
Is a white person (Usually danish) and usually a guy trying to look and sound like a middle eastern person.
So they probably wear a gucci fanny pack, Skinny jeans or an adidas track suit in grey.
Some of them also wear puffer jackets, but that you can wear thoose without being a "Plastic perker".
Ex. "Eeow wallah bror kommer du ella hvad dig?" or "Yaaaa yallah kom habibi vi skal ud og se nogen ordentlig shababs".
They also tend to use arabic words even tho they dont really know what they mean.
In reality they probably grew up in copenagen with a mom named Betina nd have never TOUCHED middleeastern ground.
They also smoke, It could be Cigs or Vapes, it doesnt really matter.
"ej se lige ham der, han er rigtig plastic perker"
"du hved godt gilli er plastc perker ing?"
pitch-in pride perker is a person who "sacrifices" themselves at pitch-in dinners. At a pitch-in dinner someone always brings in something that looks or sounds terrible, they are the ones who take a slice so the person who brought it doesn't know that their food is gross.
Johnny - " What the Hell is that pile of crap over on that platter?"
Alan - " That is my grandma's "Pig intestines stuffed with gopher milk. I am taking a slice just so Granny doesn't start crying. I won't eat it, just remove it from the platter and throw it away.
Johnny- Man you are one "pitch-in pride perker", I wish I could be more like you.