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Extremely expensive flavored TV static in a wine bottle. Created in France. Also known as sparkling water.
No one: I really want some Perrier
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Mineral water that's drank by people who don't know about Calistoga.
Topo Chico and Calistoga are much better than Perrier.
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A person who fills an empty Perrier bottle up with tap water and drinks it arrogantly.
Baltasar – Dave must be doing well. He is drinking Perrier and looking rich and classy.
Magnus – I saw Dave fill that Perrier bottle up with tap water earlier today.
Baltasar – Dave is such a Perrier poser.
La Croix's wealthy, unflavored cousin. People who drink Perrier are either:
1. European;
2. rich to some degree;
3. or an experienced poser.
Pronounced peh·ree·ei. Gross to most Americans. The benefits are that it's filling and purportedly good for a hangover. Still, assuming you're in the U.S., why not just grab a La Croix?
Brent is the kind of guy who orders Perrier wherever he goes, if you know what I mean.
*Bartender brings over a Perrier*
*Takes a small sip, smacks lips*
"Mmm... still water just doesn't compare to Perrier. I first discovered the magic of Perrier in Marseille, where I sucked it out of some French chick's navel after doing a line down her chest. Say, ever been to France?"
A conspicuous consumer who laments he/she "can't" pay his/her student loan or utility bills while headed out for a case of bottled water, carton of smokes, concert ticket or tattoo, etc. The thought of economizing or getting a second job to pay off debt is wholly repugnant. Much more attractive options for this type of person are federally mandated loan forgiveness, Go Fund Me campaigns, or even bankruptcy.
She spendshuge amounts on designer clothes, gourmet foods, etc., then complains she can't pay her rent. She's always looking for a way to get others to pay her bills--she's a true PSDD (Perrier sipping/swilling debt dodger)!!