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wimmickry

A portmanteau of "woke" and "gimmickry"--woke gimmickry. Trying to sell or enhance the value of something by adding an element of wokeness.

A production of the venerable musical 1776 with a cast composed entirely of female and sundry gender nonconforming actors is a perfect example of wimmickry in the arts.

by Travelingmankc July 22, 2023


seatsort fee

A charge added to the price of a movie theater ticket for "extras" such as armrests, cushioning, etc. This is similar to resort fees charged by hotels for what has traditionally been included in the basic room charge. This isn't a reality yet, but just wait!!

The admission price was advertised as $12.00, but with tax, seat selection upcharge, service fee and the new seatsort fee, it was $19.00

by Travelingmankc February 8, 2023


dogsonification

The canine form of "personification".

That pooch is the dogsonification of "appealing".

by Travelingmankc November 1, 2023


crapisode

A period in a person's life during which everything seems to be going wrong, but though the individual feels plagued by a series or massing of inconvenient occurrences, they are in fact petty annoyances, which even in aggregate are far less severe than an actual tragedy, such as a terminal illness or the loss of a loved one.

I was feeling really down about all the stuff that's been happening lately, but upon reflection I realize everything's just part of a crapisode, and I've weathered those before.

by Travelingmankc August 17, 2018


wokeucation

Formal or informal indoctrination efforts to convince the subject(s) that all members of certain demographic groups are oppressed and other groups are oppressors, irrespective of said members' individual behavior, level(s) of achievement or prosperity. Formal wokeucation programs are often imposed upon people in the form of "diversity training", "social sensitivity", "equity and inclusion" seminars, etc. Wokeucation is a very profitable component of the grievance industry.

I thought this New Employee Orientation was just going to consist of HR information, like sick leave policies and the retirement program; instead, most of the time was spent with a "diversity consultant" telling us what was wrong with America, and that we were racists whether we knew it or not"--It was a total wokeucation session.

by Travelingmankc December 30, 2022


harp

A portmanteau of "hip" and "sharp"; usually used to describe a person's look or manner of dress.

That dude is always in the latest style and everything is a perfect fit. A totally harp look!!

by Travelingmankc April 8, 2023


The 4 P's

Pork, Pet Projects and Payoffs

You can be sure almost any bill introduced in Congress will include the 4 P's--Pork, Pet Projects, and Payoffs.

by Travelingmankc May 7, 2021