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Two towns right next to each other in the Illinois Valley. Characterized by dozens of bars and dozens of churches. One of the only places in America where you can go to Sunday mass then have happy hour next door. Everyone from the age of 11 and up drinks. As for entertainment, there is not really too much to do...other than drink. Every year the high school baseball team does very well. The football stadium resembles one that belongs to a division 1 college, but not nearly as good as a division 1 school. Before going to football games, all the students get drunk. Then after, they get drunk.
The LaSalle-Peru Cavaliers= Let's Party Havabeers
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very beautiful place where marinera comes from
being peruvian is the greates thing in the world
Jose is from Trujillo, Peru
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The circus capital of the world and the most lamest and dead city in the world.
Let's not move to Peru, Indiana, it's so lame.
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Peru is a city nestled in the heart of the illinois valley. by far peru is the largest and has multiple stores such as walmart, target, peru mall, kmart, hobby lobby, mendards etc. peru also has many restaurants such as culvers, buffalo wild wings, apple bees etc. with all these attractions, peru is pretty boring. the mall has almost no stores but a movie theater. peru also has a bowling ally which most of the time is occupied by leagues.
Teenagers/adolecents from peru often see themselves as higher on the social chain than those from lasalle or oglesby. They become quite offended if mistaken to be from a different city.
Peru children go to LaSalle-Peru township highschool, home of the Cavaliers. The Cavs, as the are nicknamed, have a kick ass volleyball team, basketball teams, baseball/softball teams. The football team is often a dissapointment, but some years the boys do quite well. Football games and Basketball games are Lp's main attraction. They have a pretty good arts division as well. However due to budget cuts, Lp is without an agricultural program The Cavs are known for their rowdy and supportive superfans who wear ridiculous costumes at all home basketball and football games. Lps biggest rivals are geneseo, streator, and of course OTTAWA
Person 1: Are you from LaSalle?
Peruvian: Hell no! Do i look like i'm from lasalle? I'm definitely from Peru, Illinois
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a euphemism for male masturbation
I walked into Johnny's room, and you know what he was doing?! He was attacking peru!
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Ahh, good ol' peru indiana... where do I start. Maybe the Circus because that seems to be the only good thing this town can provide. We love the circus. We see abused kids do what they are forced to do a short time of the year. And dont get me started on the high school. Put there shitty sports teams aside they are stuck with a child molester teacher named Mason Zimmer along with the school board who let him teach another day.
I got molested in peru Indiana
by mr zimmer
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An alias for the music project bedroom; a synthpop, alternative, indie, new wave shoegaze, 80's experimental alternative electronic, post-punk, lo-fi dreampop, 90's chillwave, 2000's electroclash music project.
Have you heard Club Underground Peru's new album? It sounds great on psychedelics.
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