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Pete is a funny person, usually and Grandpop, that is always making smart remarks like he is cool. Pete, also known as Peter, is very racist, and loves to say the word bitches when pulling up to the Mall. He loves to cook and make fun of Asians.
Pete was talking about the smell of the Negroes today.
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A womanizing arsehole who thinks the sun shines out of his (less than impressive) knob.
Pete's Girlfriend: Who's your baby daddy?
Pete's Other Girlfriend: Pete, who's your baby daddy?
Pete's Girlfriend: ...Pete
Pete: *Thumps chest* I AM MAN, I MAKE BABY, I LEAVE BABY, I AM MAAAN
Example 2.
Girl 1: Why do you look so angry, unhappy and sexually unsatisfied?
Girl 2: I'm going out with pete :(
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a sweet, intelligent, and incredibly awesome Australian boy. His dorkiness is what makes him so adorable and his looks are that of a god, making him the hottess and most gorgeous person on the planet. Sometimes he drinks his water from a little pink cup because he is a badass like that. I guarantee that there is someone right now sitting in Scottsdale, AZ who is madly in love with him.
Damn, that kid is so hot, and to top it off he has an Australian accent. He must be a Pete!
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To fart at the bar. It can be silent or loud, but almost always deadly.
Past Tense:
Person 1: That chick just bumped me and made me spill my drink.
Person 2: Don't worry, I peted on her earlier. She bumped me too and it just slipped out.
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1) when someone comes to a new school and immediately starts wrapping all the girls and guys around his finger
1) omfg this guy is pete-ing all the chicks. He just stole my girlfriend!!!
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To drink copius amouts of alcohol, to the point that you shit your shorts.
"welp I have a great story to tell you guys for the drive home"
"just tell us it now"
"well i just peted myself"
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