Random
Source Code

Peter Parker

The alter-ego to the Spider-Man sex act. This version must be performed while in the workplace. It involves busting a nut into your hand and then flinging it into the face of a co-worker. For style points, you can use an expression that might be heard at 'The Daily Bugle' like "This just in!"

Jen punked me out in that inter-office memo

What did you do about it?

I had no choice but to do a quick rub and tug under my desk and Peter Parker that bitch as she walked past my office.

I was bored, so I Peter Parkered Anna in the break room!

by KarlHungus311 March 11, 2010

86๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Peter Parker

Dickwad

*Flash Thompson to Peter Parker*
โ€œWassup dickwadโ€

by ThanosRectum July 13, 2019


Peter Parker

Verb

Synonymous with the verb variations of Tom Holland and the clean version of Spider-man

To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or wind blowing a character away after being badly burned in a cartoon

My phone Peter Parkered and I need to call my boss in five minutes!

by spittingfactsandspillingtea December 2, 2018


Peter Parker

When a man or woman fingers themselves with only the middle finger and ring finger, so that when fingering themselves they're hand looks like Spiderman's hand while shooting webs. People usually think about Peter Parker / Spiderman while doing this (because people are nasty fucks).

My wife Peter Parkered herself while watching a Spiderman movie last night.

by Azzazicc May 17, 2016

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Peter Parker

someone who lives two lifes who is very secretive about it.

My friend liz is on the honor roll and does really well in school, but when friday night rolls around shes a total peter parker

by Suckmebapst69 March 2, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Peter Parker

TONY STARKโ€™S (AND STEPHEN STRANGEโ€™S) SON, A SMOL BEAN, AND A GAY SHITE

PETER PARKER IS TONYโ€™S SON, FIGHT ME

by dead.inside.stark July 6, 2018

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Peter Parker

An unkown person

Person 1: "Omg, its Peter Parker!"
Person 2: "Who's that?"

by Itsbritneyb!tches April 1, 2022