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Adj. Used to describe someone who is neither extraordinary nor unusual; but to do the complete opposite. It is used to mock someone, to make someone who has no special talents or traits, think they are "Phenomenal".
Diana says to a illiterate, 18 year old boy: "Your phenomenal at reading!"
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An exclamation of great joy or extreme pleasure.
"We have covered 5700 miles on this road trip, the whole thing has been phenomenal pancakes!"
Harrison: This view is phenomenal pancakes!
Hassan: It's just a hill.
Harrison: You have no eye for beauty!
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More like Phenomenally gay. A 12 year old prepubescent spoiled creature.
Looks like a wet rat under dim lighting, and looks like a typical Canadian under proper lighting.
USE WITH CAUTION. Known to cause fights due to phenomenal narcing abilities.
PS: He also can't reach his keyboard without the use of a stool. And thinks puberty is a local myth.
-Man, you are such a damn phenomenal waffles, ratting me out and stuff!!
-ya know when ppeople you when you type ein rofl i always think it sayas ROFFLE and it rime with waffle and i reeealy wana punch that little sumbitch.
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phe·nom·e·nal (dick)
1. The man or men, and in most cases married themselves, that bang your wife in a hotel that they allow her to pay for because they are too cheap and arrogant to pick up the bill, and then mostly spend their money on trips to Europe. Most often occurs when you are at work earning a living to pay the bills, or are at home taking care of the kids. After nailing her for two years or so, then tells people he has no emotional ties to her what-so-ever!
Ralph; Hey Jim! Look over there, remember that guy David, the one we call DJB, he is such a phenomenal dick!
Jim; Yeah, what a waste of perfectly good oxygen! Who's the gullible whore he's at lunch with today?
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When your girlfriend is giving you a handjob with one of her forearms and she knocks you out with her other forearm just right before you are about to climax.
Sarah and I had a good Tim last night. I was gonna cum on her face until she hit me with phenomenal forearm.
A preferable alternative to "pretty," or "gorgeous," especially when attempting to sound intelligent. Most commonly used by the unintelligent when describing nature.
The foliage is phenomenally breathtaking.
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When you use the “fuck around and find out” approach to R&D and end up accidentally reinventing the wheel, literally and/or metaphorically.
The emotional comedown after you’ve realised your stupidity is best described to feel like “eating a phenomenal bag of dicks” or for short, “eating phenomenal dick”.
The phrase relates to and is sprung out of the insulting phrase “eat a bag of dicks”, but is more general and can be applied to others, oneself, and concepts.
Andrew: did you see that Peter invented a bike that has square wheels with tank treads?
Moss: yeah, it actually goes pretty fast, but you eat a phenomenal dick when you start to slow down.
Andrew: yeah, the whole concept eats phenomenal dick.