Phil Swift

The spokesman and co-owner for Flex Seal and a professional boat murderer.

"To show you the power of Flex Tape
I sawed this boat in half!
And repaired it using only Flex Tape!"
-Phil Swift, Flex Tape commercial

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Phil Swift

"When the 1,000 year war against Satan and his army of demons versus the Archangel Micheal and his legion of angels is over, a being of great power will be born to fix the broken earth."
Revelations 6 verse 9

"Thats a lotta damage! How about a little more?"
Phil Swift , 2015

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Phil Swift

A True God

Phil swift is the most helpful man on earth

Phil Swift

why we are all still here.

man, Phil Swift helps me sleep at night.

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Phil Swift

A MOTHAFUCKIN GOD

Yo Phil Swift is the best am I right

Phil Swift

Phil is love, Phil is life.

Phil Swift is the supreme lord.

Phil Swift

the all mighty lord, savior, and protector of flex tape

All hail the mighty Phil Swift.

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