to defecate(see also take a dump)
If you will excuse me, I have to pinch a loaf.
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To extrude an exceptionally massive terd.
If the boss is wondering where I am, please tell him that I had to "pinch a loaf".
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A slang term (not very well known). Its a term describing what happens when you release matter from your bowels. Many use the term instead of a derogitory 4 letter word because it sounds less harsh. In the example below you will see how easy it can be used when you are speaking to loved ones.
I'll take out the trash after I pinch a loaf.
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(Verb) To take a bowel movement.
Oh man, I gotta pinch a loaf wicked bad!
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To cut off the hanging of fecal matter from the anus.
Hey dog I'll be ready in a few, I gotta pinch a loaf first.
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to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus
dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?
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