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To extrude an exceptionally massive terd.
If the boss is wondering where I am, please tell him that I had to "pinch a loaf".
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A slang term (not very well known). Its a term describing what happens when you release matter from your bowels. Many use the term instead of a derogitory 4 letter word because it sounds less harsh. In the example below you will see how easy it can be used when you are speaking to loved ones.
I'll take out the trash after I pinch a loaf.
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(Verb) To take a bowel movement.
Oh man, I gotta pinch a loaf wicked bad!
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To cut off the hanging of fecal matter from the anus.
Hey dog I'll be ready in a few, I gotta pinch a loaf first.
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to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus
dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?
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Used to describe taking a shit. Used more so to describe taking a dump where a BIG piece of shit is "pinched". The BIG piece of shit is the "loaf" as in a loaf of bread in terms of size. To pinch a loaf is to shit out a turd that is the size of a loaf of bread. Pinching a loaf usually involves extreme stretching of the anus and pain is involved in pinching the loaf.
"I feel a huge turd coming on so I have to go pinch a loaf."
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