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pineapple

cum sweetener

damn i need some pineapples if i’m getting head

by blaatina December 8, 2018

38πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


pineapple

An Australian $50 note, noteable becuase of the yellow color of the note.

Do you have any change, I've only got a pineapple.

by Heathster August 6, 2007

580πŸ‘ 184πŸ‘Ž


Pineappleism

A East Coast based religion designed to grab scientology by the appendix, drag it to an alley, beat to death, eat its face and then wear it in public. Yes, its a real religion.

Pineappleism Part Q
In the beginning, there were 9 magic alien pineapples and they made the earth, a co-founded by seven loch ness monsters, of every color of the rainbow- purple, light purple, dark purple, purple purple, midnight purple, not purple purple, and violet. Rabbits are the root of all evil, Whoopie Goldberg has eyebrows, and Spider Man Three is the answer to that question you didn't know on your test.

by FunkyVandor June 1, 2010

35πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Pineapple

The word used when two people find that a moment has become awkward for both of them. Often when the two are crushing on each other and don't know it.

Person1: Yeah I love shopping.
Person2: Cool
Person1: Yup...
Person2: Pineapple.

by Thecoolestpersoninyourheart July 17, 2014

224πŸ‘ 82πŸ‘Ž


pineappled

A flexible word, 'pineappled' refers to being fucked around or fucked up. Except in a worse way, (thanks to all those spiky bits).

Instead of saying 'I was fucked up the arse',

you would say;'I was pineappled'

by Morto August 10, 2005

26πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Pineapple

A yellow cactus that you can eat

WHERES MY PINEAPPLE CHARLOTTE? IDK MARGRET. β€œMIKEY ATE IT YESTERDAY” said Joe.

by IDK MARGRET April 27, 2019

31πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


pineapple

A word Urban Dictionary makes me feel bad for looking up its definition

Shawn: I wonder what Urban Dictionary says the definition of pineapple is.

Gary: Let's look it up:
Urban Dictionary: what the fuck are you looking at the definition of pineapples for you stupid fuck?
Shawn: I am sad
Gary: As am I

by pseudojones June 20, 2014

6219πŸ‘ 3024πŸ‘Ž