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A city (one of the few of which in Britain to be missing a cathedral), located in the large county of Devon, Southwest England, which has a mix of the good and the bad: the run-down areas (i.e. Swilly, Mutley, Devonport) and the respectable areas (i.e. Mannamead, Derriford, Leigham, Plympton), the nice folk and the arseholes (as found in action along Union Street, at the weekends) and the eyesores (i.e. Union Street and much of the city centre) and the tourist attractions (i.e. The Barbican, The Hoe).
Home to a Naval Base, whose residents dominate the local nightlife, harbouring intense a dislike for the resident student population (who have a poor relationship with the locals, too).
Is never as nice as anticipated once you arrive, and is probably the roughest part of the Westcountry, but could certainly be a lot worse. At least it's not Liverpool or Manchester, hey? Every Plymouthian tends to get decked out in Burberry clothing items for their 13th birthday, not taking them off again for years. Definitely a city of great contrasts.
Plymouth: God's gift to Burberry Ltd.
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A city in the South west of England that makes you miserable the minute you decide to live there. If you decide to visit then the summer may hold some glimpse of satisfaction (the Barbican is nice)
Aside from the Chavs, Crack heads and alcoholics you can look forward to meeting stuck up Boots employees, elderly women that look like death walking due to the fumes being pumped from every corner of the city and pollution that hits you as soon as you take a deep breath.
The flower sales man outside of TK maxx shouting "Come on" every three seconds will try to scam you, and tramps will swear at you for saying "sorry mate" when being asked for change. Teenage yobbos, fat taxi drivers, middle aged single men and unattractive slags make up the night life with packs of asian men always on hand to slime their way into your/ your girlfriends underwear.
Steer clear of places like North prospect, Swilly and stonehouse due to the council estates overflowing with drug dealers, benefit spongers and skanks.
The job centre is under staffed and overcrowded. Gapped toothed job seekers fill the rooms to the brim
The local hotels treat there staff like shite, the food sold out of vans would kill you if you were to eat it for a week and the rubbish on the streets could fill new Zealand... twice
The rent you pay on a house could buy you a mansion elsewhere, wages are minimal and work goes unappreciated.
Overall, one of the worst places in the world to live.
I lives up plymufff yeh
Plymouth is a load of shite
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The worst fucking town in America. The people are either extremly snobby or extremly ghetto. Also there is nothing to do but look at a totally gay overrated rock.
I'll blow my brains out if I don't get out of this god foresaken town.
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A Vladdian, A Person Who Whores His Ass In Vladd44 Chatroom. v. Cock Smoker.
Sometimes spelled PlayMouth
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lover betsy and of all things furry, including, but not limited to, sheep, goats, gerbils
plymouth has a unnatural lust for the furry kind
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A place where theres nowhere to skate and they dont let us skate anywhere else. Theres no skating signs all over the place and they put these stupid skate stoppers on most of the rails on most of the rails!
Everywhere. Just look around the town centre.
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