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Pocono Nosejob

When you take a runny shit in your partner's mouth, they eat it, than you stick your finger down their throat to make them puke it back up. When they puke you forcably hold their mouth shut so that it all is forced out their nose. Bonus points are added for distance sprayed and if corn or peanuts are involved.

I told my girlfriend that if she really loved me, she'd let me give her a Pocono Nosejob. She got a peanut stuck in there and we had a rather embarrasing night in the emergency room.

by Horse Dick McGraw September 29, 2006

20πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Pocono Shuffle

When a skier is mimicking a style of skiing made popular in the 1980's. This particular style is very similar to what was known as parallel skiing, which has now been deemed out of date and very uncool with the advent of shaped skis. One can identify this style if a skier has a their skis together, is putting pressure on the back of the skis, has a ridiculous amount of body rotation, flails their poles about in a wide radius, and is wearing brightly colored one-piece ski suits also from the 1980's.

This term originated from alpine ski racers in the Allegheny Ski Conference in reference to people they would see skiing in resorts located in the Pocono Mountains in Pennsylvania.

Look at that yeti doing the Pocono Shuffle in jeans! (laughter typically ensues)

by SkiUnit July 24, 2008

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


pocono extravaganza

A "pocono extravaganza" is when you get a bunch of people in a free for all in a hot tub in the poconos.

Mike got Lila, BP, and Tom in a "Pocono Extravaganza" over the weekend. They turned it into a train that even BP could could be proud of!

by JoeDog January 25, 2005

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Pocono Mountain East

Pocono Mountain East High School is a place located in Swiftwater, PA. Let's get one thing straight: The school doesn't suck--the people do. Most (if not all) the girls are skanky, and spend most of their time on their knees rather than studying. The boys pretend they like girls when most of them are busy messaging the gay kid on myspace for a hook-up. And best of all is the administration. They're simply a bunch of hypocrites. They say one thing and do another. It's seriously a hot mess. Graduating from this school means you're nowhere NEAR facing the real world, because the curriculum is a joke, and the only thing the school focuses on are those annoying PSSA scores.

Boy: Jeeze, I'm so tired of PSSA's, skanky girls, and closet-cases!
Girl: Damn, you must go to Pocono Mountain East.

by MrRelevance March 25, 2011

43πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Pocono Mountain East High School

this high school is a void. an endless wormhole that is in existence for one sole purpose. to slowly and painfully extract 4 years of your precious life. avoid at ALL costs.

"Fuck my life"
Student of Pocono Mountain East High School

by All Knowing and All Powerful May 9, 2009

63πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


camp pocono trails

a weight loss camp in the pocons where you can meet life long friends and never want to leave. it has everything to do under the sun and is probably the best camp you will ever go to.

hey have you ever been to camp pocono trails?
no why

You totally should it’s the best camp ever

by dboss December 14, 2019


Skiing the poconos

When someone gives a handjob to two men at the same time. With one penis in each hand.

Did you hear about sherry? I heard she was skiing the poconos with greg and mike.

by Barens April 11, 2022