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a pooni is a caste from punjab india.. it is a jatt .. farmers from the desiest parts of india... not much of em around but there all pre chalaak.
oye pooni sahib... balaa chalaak na ban... apne larh naal mu saaf kar la...
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A Poonis happens when your taking a poo, and you have an erection at the same time. Note* This must also be a natural boner.(no porn allowed)
Oh boy, I feel a Poonis coming along!
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The rest of the definitions are wack. A poonis is simply a penis that has poop on it.
I pulled out of her ass and slapped her face with my poonis.
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when you dip your penis in poo
dip my penis in some poo, call it a poonis
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A sausage made from grinding poo and penises together and forming into a sausage shape. Served on a plate and eaten with a knife and fork. Poonis is the favorite food of hedge fund CEOs, and eating it is their favorite hobby.
Ken loves to devour poonis daintily with a knife and fork.
When you sit down to take a shit but your penis dips into the last user of the toilets poo
Jimmy (taking his dick out to masturbate on the toilet): Oh fuck, not a poonis again
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When you get your (penis) stuck in you (anus)
"shit man i got a poonis"
"try and just pull it out bro"