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FUCKED_UP_SHIT!... Alright, porn-watchers, that may offend you but the sad truth is that porn didn`t used to be this way. Porn actually used to be erotic and worth masturbating to. Now all it is is shit like "blonde slut chokes on big cock" or "mom fucks son" or either fucking INCEST or sex slavery which in my opinion is pretty fucked up. I mean only the stuff made by the big porn companies is fucked up. As DopamineReceptors (author on Urban Dictionary) says, "people in porn have low IQs". She/he was referencing how a woman in porn will just suck on a dick that was in her ass 10 seconds ago! This is why amateur porn is valued, it`s the real shit. It`s not fake and it doesn`t body shame people, it`s worth masturbating to. Amateur porn isn`t made by the porn industry and therefore is not evil.

Tashira: Damn, I wish I was as hot as that pornstar…
Kevin: Tashira, are you watching porn again? You know that shit`s fake! Those pornstars are like 70% plastic and put a hell of a lot of makeup on, it`s fake shit. You are perfect just the way you are!
Tashira: I guess you`re right, I don`t need this porn anyway!
Tashira: Did she just vomit? WTF!

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Sexual activity you watch when you can't get any of your own.

Man 1: Wanna come to my house to watch porn
Man 2 : Nope, I have my own hoe to fuck

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Something your parents tell you not to look at but you do anyways

Here comes your mom! close the window before she sees us looking at porn!!

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The reason we have a clear history button ;).

Porn A.K.A Clear History Button.

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West Virginia speak for heavy rain

Bob (Walking in soaking wet)

Ken: What's it doing, raining?

Bob: Raining? Hell no it's really porn

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An exercise video, often performed by couples using only their bodies. There are many categories; some with for example different kinds of restraints. When using such an exercise video it is normal for your body to release different fluids.

“Clara do you want to exercise?”
“Yeah, sure”
“Great, I have a new porn video at home, let’s watch it!”

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Legal prostitution

Its the truth lol
If you think about it, in the end..

Prostitutes: have sex with strangers in exchange for money

Pornstars: have sex with strangers in exchange for money

I typed out this definition with one hand cause I was looking at porn.

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