Porta Blumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking a shit on the toilet inside a Porta-Potty. Very similar to the plain BLUMPKIN. Just watch out for the blue water.

Why don't you come inside this porta potty and give me a Porta Blumpkin.

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Porta Rock

1. Someone of Puerto Rican Descent.

Noreaga (N.O.R.E Rapper): ...I'm half Porta Rock... Most people call me a mut.

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porta-shitter

A plastic portable bathroom that has a mound of poo up the honey hole.

Dude, somebody crapped on the giant mound of poo and now its over the seat cover of the porta-shitter

Are they ever going to clean the porta-shitter?

Have you seen a porta-shitter?

Im going to drop the chiefs off at sea.

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Porta Gutta

South Australian Slang for "Port Augusta"

Person 1: What you doing today?
Person 2: I'm Going fishing at Porta Gutta
Person 1: Ahh, thats heaps good

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porta vag

when somebody sends you a picture of their vagina on your cell phone and you all ways have it with you.

Kristi got her Vagina pierced and sent me a picture, now i have some porta vag to show my friends.

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Porta Poetry

Any of the great Lyrics/sayings found on the walls of portable shit houses around the globe (see shit house)

A: "the porta poetry had ur number listed for a good time"

B: $20 a hour baby

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Porta Rifa

The ghetto way to say "Puerto Rico"

"You Porta Rifa baby? Porta Rifa! Porta Rifa da lil island ova there somewhere in the water" - Madea

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