Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit. It has never been pulled off & anyone who would do this is probably someone you wouldn't want doing it to you.
Dude she was so ugly and fucked up I probably could've gotten a blumpkin.
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When you are taking a shit while receiving a blowjob
She gave me a Blumpkin while I had diarrhea.
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The act of performing oral sex on someone who is taking a shit.
Ex: "I gave Carl a blumpkin lastnight"
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When your spouse gives you a blow job while you are taking a shit on the toilet
Stacey gave me a blumpkin last night in the bathroom.
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A cocktail tribute to the time-honored tradition of receiving oral sex while defecating:
* In a porcelain bowl mix 1oz vodka and 1oz creme de cacao over ice.
* Float in two to three Tootsie Rolls
* Garnish with several kernels of corn
* Top with a blast of whipped cream
Those blumpkins were delicious, but we should wait at least 20 minutes before we have another.
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Getting a BJ While Taking a massive shit...
"Dude I was taking the Greatest shit, then all of a sudden my chick just gave me a blumpkin!!!
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Getting a blow job while your taking a shit!
"This morning my girl gave me the blumpkin of my life"
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