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The act of wanking to ultimate pleasure. This is done by assembling 3 computer screens side by side, putting porn on all 3 of them and then blasting your stereo with dubstep so you can't hear anything else. Proceed.
Jesse was feeling a little depressed with life so he busted out a power wank to lift his spirits.
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The act of masturbating whilst inserting something into one's own anus, typically a finger or toothbrush. Known to "power up" a good wank.
1)I had an awesome power wank last night.
2)Q: What's Ed doing?
A: He's powering it up in his room.
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The subtle act of pleasuring one's self (male members only) through inserting the tip into a door jamb, or other hinged objects, and then proceeding to slam said object aginst the tip thus making it bleed. This results in not only immense extreme pleasure, but also a lovely indoor fireworks display of man magma, a name derived from the appearance of blood stained jism.
Man 1 : Holy good wank! what happened to yer nob?
Man 2 : I had the mother of all power wanks last night
Man 3 : No shit.
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where you jack off using gillette shaving foam as lubricant
"im off too the toilet for a gillette power wank mum be right back"
"im gaggin for a gillette power wank"
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To wank, or be wanked, in a particularly aggressive or over-enthusiastic manner. Usually involves an element of discomfort on the part of the person whose penis is being so manipulated.
Origins disputed, though commonly thought to stem from the mastubatory practices of Slovenian men, who, too used to driving tractors with rusty or stiff gear sticks, would manipulate their penises in a similarly vigorous fashion.
Nowadays if you are being wanked in such a fashion it is unlikely that the man wanking you is a genuine Slovenian tractor driver.
P: Bloody hell - he was pulling on my dick so hard it almost came off!
R: Oh - do you not enjoy a Slovenian Power Wank?
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A Prussian Power Wank is defined as a man of full or partial germanic ancestry wanking extremely quickly to the picture of a famous german figure
Don't worry about hans hes having a prussian power wank
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The act of masturbation with ones self being the focus of stimulation; usually performed by an individual whilst looking in a mirror when they are somewhat excited about a recent success or achievment.
Tom: "Where's Kev"?
Chris: "Not sure, but he did ask me for a mirror..."
Alex: "He's gone off for a Narcissistic Power Wank"
Or,
"Man! I'm so psyched! I could really use a Narcissistic Power Wank right now!"
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