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Verb: the act of emitting explosive diarrhea that sprays violently into the toilet.
Dave: are you okay? it sounded pretty bad in there!
Other dave: Nah man, I think I have food poisoning. I Gave that toilet the Devil's Powerwash.
A question regarding whether you would use a powerwash hose to clean a woman's anus before proceeding to give her a rimjob.
Guy 1: "Powerwash Snooki bro?"
Guy 2: "Ya bro, crazy powerwash.
Guy 1: "What about Rihanna? Powerwash bro?"
Guy2: "Naw bro, right in on Rihanna."
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verb: using the pee pee powerwasher (your penis) to powerwash the toilet bowl after someone drops plops leaving a streaky shitty toilet bowl.
At the party, Dave murdered a brown snake and left it in the toilet. Dan came in after, vomited in the toilet then flushed it down. However Dave's shit streaks were stuck on the bowl. So Dan whipped out his pee pee powerwasher and did some Pee Pee Powerwashing!
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The sexual act of consuming as much epicac and laxitives as the human body permits, then using your supercritical shit and vomit combo to paint your partner before rolling around, locked in coitus, writing the entirety of Mozarts 5th symphony with your body fluids.
Steve: how was that chick you brought jome last night?
Dale: dude.... she wanted a mozart powerwasher ..... no....
Steve: I'd still hit
Like snow on a monument being washed off. When she gleefully accepts your manly decorations on her face. And now you need to clean her up before her dad sees , you proceed to hose her off with the contents of your bladder
She smiled in joy to receive his load on her willing face, he preceded to give her the Alaskan powerwash.
The greatest game ever created. Best purchase ever
John: Have you played Powerwash Simulator?
Jim: No, not yet, should I?
John Yes! It single-handedly saved my marriage!
A Golden Powerwash is you you take a shit, and then you have to take a piss. You use your piss to clean the remaining shit smears.
Damn, Jack, I had to use a Golden Powerwash to clean off the remaining shit smear, and I flushed a turd.