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prayer, n.
The resulting comination of desperation and superstition used by those without the mental capacity to think their own way through something.
"I'm too confused and unable to think for myself and solve this problem so, I think I'll use prayer."
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Something people say on facebook when they don't feel like being thoughtful or doing something that would require any real effort.
Mary: Since my husband passed away last month I've had a very hard time and feel so disconnected and depressed.
Friend 1: "Prayers"
Friend 2: "Prayers"
Friend 3: "Praying"
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Placing both hand together in a praying formation then inserting them both it to the vigina. Advanced methoods include alternating hands back and forth, twisting at the sholders and praying to the ass.
Tyler likes to say his prayers before he lays the meat.
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The most hypocritical way to claim helping someone without taking any risk while some others risk their lives to save Him/Her, after what you thanks GOD that is Yourself,both having done nothing useful, and not the ones that make the rescue.
Praying for someone that has disappeared to be found back instead of going for help
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(To pray.) A Long forgotten form of meditation in which consciousness is transformed in communion with Source Energy in recognition of self and life force energy is manifested as conscious energy. HOWEVER, operating in contravention with the universal laws of love and doubt consciousness thought forms will stall results.
Paul: Some of those spirit people say
, in prayer “in the name of the Christ.” Kinda weird, and some don’t even say amen.
If you came here for a prayer so you can lead in online class, ur not gonna get one here. (jkjk)
Dear Lord and Father of all, thank you for this day. Thank you for ways in which you provide for us all. For Your protection, and love we thank You. Help us to focus our minds on what we are about to learn/review. Inspire us by Your Holy Spirit as we listen and take notes. Guide us by Your Eternal light as we discover more about the world around us. We ask this through Christ our Lord.
Amen.
(it's ok if you're using this for a meeting, online class, etc.)
A Prayer: Dear Lord and Father of all, thank you for this day. Thank you for ways in which you provide for us all. For Your protection, and love we thank You. Help us to focus our minds on what we are about to learn/review. Inspire us by Your Holy Spirit as we listen and take notes. Guide us by Your Eternal light as we discover more about the world around us. We ask this through Christ our Lord.
Amen.
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Use this word when something very unlikely happens, or if somebody does something completely stupid but somehow in the end it works out for them
If some kid turns around in a kids face and just throws the ball in the air, you can just scream PRAYER!
In math class if you get called on for a problem, and you aren't paying attention, and you just say a random number and get it correct, you and your friends can all look at eachother and say PRAYER!
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