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precum

...that clear, gooey ghost-semen that embarrassingly oozes through the urethra univited to prematurely soil the underwear...at the very least

She recoiled when she reached into his drawers and encountered a small lake of precome!

by Gspot May 14, 2003

452๐Ÿ‘ 318๐Ÿ‘Ž


Precum

Precum is the fluid which is released from the tiny hole in the tip of a man's penis during sexual stimulation. Functions as a lubricant for the urethra.
Contrary to popular belief, it can in deed make some one pregnant even of just the tip near outside of vaginal entry!

It was our first night pantsless and I put my penis by her tight vaginal entrance for only several seconds. She later told me that my precum alone had made me a father!

by DoctorBoner March 23, 2020

24๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


precum

That embarrassing spot that can form on one's pants, from dancing with a lady, even if no obvious erection is present. (See also premature ejaculation and pronatalist.)

My Dad said you can get precum oozing, just by dancing with a lady.

Precum can contain millions of sperm, a good reason for not playing around with arousing sexual feelings, or engaging in "outercourse, "early withdrawal," or other risky behaviors.

by Pronatalist April 27, 2008

189๐Ÿ‘ 128๐Ÿ‘Ž


precum

It's that little sploog that appears on your pants when a company sees the cash money cream dough snack duckets about to be made, then it hops off your weiner and you cannot finish. Pre-Tax Income = Precum

Hey Jim what's Goldman's precum in Q4 for fiscal year 2011?

by Alex Herrick July 8, 2011

95๐Ÿ‘ 137๐Ÿ‘Ž


Precum

When the gentlemen gets overly excited prior to penetration, generally ending up in fail and embarrassment.

This girl was so hot I precum in my pants before I had a chance to get involved knee deep! Dang!

by RobstaRobotard February 11, 2010

86๐Ÿ‘ 142๐Ÿ‘Ž


Precum

(N) 1. The liquid which oozes out of either the vagina or penis prior to 'cumming'
2. The watery liquid which shoots out of a ketchup bottle as soon as you try to squeeze it.

1. Aww no man, the precum is all over my bed.
2. Eww! There's precum all over my fries!

by NERGN June 2, 2015

20๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


precumable

one who is attractive enough to cause others to precum.

Joshua Lee Young is so precumable, looking at him has caused Allen Waiserman to precum

by JoshuaLeeYoung January 27, 2019

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž