Preschool songs

Those asshole licking limericks you used to sing in preschool

"Clean up clean up every body every where clean up clean up every body do your share"

Things as simple as
"No cuts no butts no coconuts"

Any of these preschool songs can work as well as long as spoken in a childish voice with a strong but not forceful tone

Preschool Relationship

When People handle a relationship like they are still in preschool.

A really awkward relationship to be around.

Consists of Awkward holding hands, arms around each other, kissing or anything else that just makes the atmosphere really awkward and is unecessary

There in such a preschool relationship, every time they see each other they shyly just say hey and look down. Then proceed to wrap their arms around each other.

JIM: Do they always have to hold hands or awkwardly hold on to each other.
JAN:Of course they do they are in a preschool relationsship

If you ever think my relationship is becoming a preschool relationship, punch me in the face.

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preschool dropout

Somebody so unbelievably dumb you swear that they must have dropped out of preschool.

5th Grader In 2010: "Justin Bieber's audience are all preschool dropouts! LOL!"

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drunk preschooler

When someone is particularly bad at something that should be done easily and mindlessly.

"You draw like a drunk preschooler ,Breanna."

Jesus Preschool

The stereotypical, faith-filled pre-elementary school that most small town children went to, typically held in a church basement. Includes cheese balls, prayer before snack, and 100 toddlers singing "Away in a Manger" for the yearly Christmas performance. Not limited to Protestant (Methodist, Baptist, Lutheran, etc.) and Catholic locations.

Oh my gosh, you went to Jesus Preschool? So did I! Did you say *insert rhyming prayer here*, too?!

Smouldering preschool

When she's recieved too many loads that the children start screaming running from the preschool.

"I had so many loads coming out of me it was like a smouldering preschool"

Preschool Teacher

Party animals that don’t actually do anything with the kids, they just sleep,party, repeat. Also they’re smokin hot

Man: I wanna be a preschool teacher when I grow up

Preschool Teacher: *passed out on the floor*

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