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To masturbate instead of doing some chore or work.
I'm sick of math, let's procrasturbate instead
The act of masturbating when you have other things to be doing.
Man I have this book report due but it's ok if I procrasturbate first, now I have to come up with some bull-shit excuse to tell my teacher.
To put off a task until you are finished masturbating.
I was going to go to school, but then I procrasturbated, and I missed the bus.
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To intentionally delay male orgasm during masturbation. For whatever reason
I had a lunch at two:thirty. It was fifteen past the hour, so i procrasturbated under my desk.
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pro·cras·tur·bate.
Verb.
Procrasturbating is the act of masturbating as a form of procrastination.
To put off or to defer work or responsibility with a quick hand-shandy.
Sometimes referred to as a procrasti-wank.
I couldn't procrasturbate any more. I had no other choice but to do my essay.
The act of pleasuring oneself (aka "knock one out") in order to avoid a dull or arduous task.
It's possibly a more heath concious version of procrastineating. :o)
Dave: Have you finished that report you have been working on?
John: Sorry, I have been procrasturbating all day.
Dave: Man, all you ever do is procrasturbate. I bet your old fella looks like a Walnut Whip?
John: Yeah, it smarts a bit too.
When you get stressed about having alot of work and just masturbate instead of getting anything done
"Yo have you started your essay?"
"Nah man, I've been procrasturbating"
"I have alot of homework to do tonight, I'm probably going to break down and procrasturbate"