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n. a wank
synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters
Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?
Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.
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Oh Gladys Dont wait up for me I'm off for a hand shandy
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a wank, spanking the monkey, something huns do on a too regular basis
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A sexual act carried out by all classes of society amongst males of solitary habits upon their own loins, or by a female upon the loins of a male. It involves the manual manipulation of the male organ in order to achieve sexual solace. This practise is very common. It is believed that the term refers to the white froth found floating on a glass of shandy (an alcoholic fizzy drink comprised of beer and lemonaide) and the similarities between this foam and the effluxion of sexual fluid that occurs during the moment of male solace.
‘Bert couldn’t wait to get in the back seat with Edna. She asked him if he wanted a hand-shandy!’
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'avin a wank
yeahi'll be five minutes just gotto go for a hand-shandy
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A handjob from an attractive woman who happens to be simultaneously displaying her tits
"I'll give any bitch in this room a fiver for a topless hand shandy!"
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To masturbate or to sexually pleasure another person
Craig gave Mark a hand shandy on the plane ride