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Procrasturbation

When YouTube goes down and you have no other way to avoid school or work, so you go to (insert porn site here) and jack away

Guy 1: Man, ever since YouTube went down I haven't been able to procrastinate properly!
Guy 2: Have you tried procrasturbation?
Guy 1: Sounds like a good idea

by cankobyngite October 17, 2018


Procrasturbation

Procrastinating masturbation. When you hold off from jacking it to do it later.

Person 1: I'll masturbate later

Person 2: But that's procrasturbation. Be a man and jack your shit right now!

by Chispatr April 15, 2010

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Procrasturbation

Putting off masturbating for a later time, when it should be done now.

That man Joey teaches procrasturbation at school.

by Mustangboi January 29, 2018


Procrasturbation

To occupy oneself with masturbation while pressing matters await.

Verb: 1) "I was procrasturbating this evening and therefore late for dinner"

2) "Suzy, why arent you here yet...procraturbating again?"

3) "I need to get going maybe just one last procrasturbation"

by bhall998 June 25, 2014


Procrasturbation

The act of chucking a wank in order to avoid doing work or study

Procrasturbation Example:

Dude 1: "Fuck dude, I haven't done any work all day!"
Dude 2: "Yeah me neither, I've been procrasturbating"
Dude 1: "Wtf is that?"
Dude 2: "It's when you masturbate to procrastinate"

by LFCAidan September 14, 2014


Procrasturbation

pulling off for tomorrow what could have come today.

procrasturbation

by gofingr February 3, 2010

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Procrasturbation

When you put off doing weights because you realise you could be using that arm for other stuff

Mike walked into his room to lift weights, He could be doing some pulleys instead... They call it procrasturbation

by RANDOM ROD November 8, 2012

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