Pud

The entirety of the male genitalia. Clutching the "pud" would entail grabbing your entire sac as well as your penis.

"Wanna suck my pud?"

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Pud

The fat part of an animal's chin.

If you scratch my cat's pud he'll bite you.

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Pud

Pud is the name for the cartoon character that appears inside Double Bubble gum. The gum only tastes good for five minutes, but that doesn't matter; the Pud comics are what you really want.

Susie: "Aren't you going to eat your Double Bubble gum?"

Billie: "Naw, I just wanted to read the Pud."

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Pud

Indian word meaning a massive fart

Oh paul that pud stinks man

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Pud

Originally, Pud was a vulgar term for male ejaculate, not for the penis itself.

Whenever Mike saw a pretty girl, he wanted to pud on her face.

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Pud

Usually small penis

Adam has a small pud, no one wants him in bed.

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Pud

The penis of a pathetic human specimen.

What are you going to do all day sit inside and whack your pud?

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