To masterbate
Dan pulls the goalie repeatedly while watching porno
The act of taking a dump, the need to take a shit. Hockey referenced.
Damn Bro, I'm all backed up, almost can't hold my shit in! I gotta Pull The Goalie!
I didn't hear my grandma come in and she caught me pulling the goalie.
When you blow your load on your partners face to form a jizz "goalie mask".
There was 1 minute left, I was about to cum in her ass but instead I HAD to pull the goalie!
remove a woman's maxi pad or tampon before you stick yo' junk up in that cootchie
Trisha had her friend flo, but I stll pulled the goalie and taxed that twat. Then I showered.
slang for masturbation used by hockey fans
- I walked in on you pulling your goalie
The opposite of "pulling out" during sex
My wife and I are trying to have a baby so I pulled a goalie last night.