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The Greatest Manga artist/story teller of all time.
Monkey Punch is simply the greatest.
No one can beat Monkey Punch.
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When taking a girl from behind, the act of throwing a flailing, wild, formless punch. Usually, it's delivered to the torso, as, the donkey punch signifies a strike to the back of the head.
"Dude...right before I pulled out I gave her a vicious monkey punch to the kidney!"
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When you ride a girl and you feel her enjoying, really close the orgasm, you give her a punch in the face or somewhere else. You let go your imagination.
Everytime Chuck Norris brings a girl back home from the club, he gives her a good monkey punch in the face when she's about to have an orgasm. Cause no one can have more fun than Chuck.
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Similar to a donkey punch but while engaged in anal intercourse, rather than one strike to the back of the head during climax, you strike multiple times like an autistic monkey.
Right when he was ready to explode, he monkey punched her into submission.
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A monkey punch is when you do like the monkeys and shit in your hand and proceed to hit somebody with your shit filled hand
Shut up or I will monkey punch you
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Somewhat like a Donkey Punch but since monkies have little hand-like feet, you kick the girl in the back of the head instead. Granted this would be hard to do, but I assume a monkey could do it no problem, hence name.
Matt H-Dude, I got monkey punched last night.
Everyone else-Dude, you got kicked in the back of the head while getting sodomized by another man? You suck.
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Grabbing a girls long hair from behind, pulling it back quickly and punching her in the back of the head. Then doing it again and again and again... (I.e. rubber punching ball on a string)
John gave Mary a good monkey punch for giving him skeloton dick.
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