Monkey Punch

When taking a girl from behind, the act of throwing a flailing, wild, formless punch. Usually, it's delivered to the torso, as, the donkey punch signifies a strike to the back of the head.

"Dude...right before I pulled out I gave her a vicious monkey punch to the kidney!"

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Richard Leakey

A comical homage to the famed anthropologist of the same name,this phrase describes a man with a venereal disease causing his penis (dick aka Richard) to drip (leak) pus.

"Yo dawg....I wouldn't mess with Karen. She was seen a few times with Mike, and, Mike was seen at the free clinic, so he's most likely Richard Leakey. You don't think a 30 year-old goes to the free clinic for the sex ed class, do you? "

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Keister Bunny

Urban legend: An imaginary entity/being not unlike Santa Claus or The Tooth Fairy who visits faggots when they're sleeping, takes their ass cherry and then leaves them a shiny new quarter.

A. "Look at THAT fucking fruitloop."
B. "What...he's GAY?"
A. "If that guy didn't get a visit from the Keister Bunny, then I don't know who did..."

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Fucknerd

An extreme and annoying nerd.

"I CAN NOT sit at a table with that fucknerd Josh and listen to him babble about action figures and emo music."

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turkey tits

A derogatory or playful phrase used to ostracize or poke fun at the gynecomastia (real or perceived )of an overweight man.

"Hey Turkey Tits! Put down that ice cream and bring those floppers over here!"

"Well, good luck to that guy if he's trying to get married. He's got severe acne, a club foot, and the biggest turkey tits I've seen in a long while."

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Eye of the Whigger

This phrase is a parody of the popular 1980's Pop song "Eye of the Tiger" by the group Survivor.

The phrase refers to the real or perceived propensity of a whigger toward violence and/or how his facial expression(s)/mannerism convey this suspicion/reality.

Yo...don't fuck with Mark, son...He's got the eye of the whigger!"

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Bungee Breasts

large, saggy tits that hang disproportionately low, like those of an elderly woman

"WOW! Look at the bungee breasts on that slut over there! I bet her nipples touch her knees when that rack's not in cups!"

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