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when the customer places himself under a mesh camping table while their partner vigorously defecates on the surface of the table sorting the peanut and corn from the poop. in case the customer has an allergy.
Josh gave shawn a water purifier at church camp.
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16.9 fl oz of water that makes you high as balls
Person 1: Hey dude you want some dope Kirkland Purified Water?
Person 2: Yeah bro lemme get a hit of that Kirkland Purified Water.
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The most refreshing drink you need.
"Damn bro, Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals is so refreshing.
The Chocolate that is blessed by Jesus himself
That kid needs some purified Chocolate, he’s unholy
" im a bitch so i drink purified water cause im a bitch, did i also mention that im a bitch"
A device designed to improve indoor air quality by removing contaminants in the air.
Person 1: Dude, you broke your air purifier.
Jack: I thought I had to purify it.