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Quagmire

The crazed, egotistical and rather perverted sex hound on Family Guy. Almost always trying to spin his game, Quagmire is most commonly known for his star quote: 'Giggety giggety giggety Allllllright!'

Woman: Glen honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: Hey, I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?

by Squirrelykins June 23, 2005

228๐Ÿ‘ 246๐Ÿ‘Ž


Quagmire

Biggest Pimp in Rhode Island.

Dear Diary: JACKPOT!

by smjoe January 28, 2005

178๐Ÿ‘ 193๐Ÿ‘Ž


Quagmire

From the animated series "Family Guy," Quagmire is Peter's friend, a sex pervert and pedophile.

Examples of quotes from Quagmire:

Quagmire: How old are you?
Girl: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first. Giggedy-giggedy-giggedy!

Peter: I felt guilty about not giving Lois an anniversary present.
Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up at 11:30.

Cleveland: That reminds me of an episode of Cheers.
Quagmire: I don't remember it. Tuesdays in the 80s I was always in bed by 8, and home by 11. Oh, yeah!

by GuidoPosse69 January 10, 2005

171๐Ÿ‘ 186๐Ÿ‘Ž


Quagmire

The closest you can get to a LUEser on Family Guy.

Quagmire: Hello, 911? Yeah, this is Quagmire. It's stuck in a window this time.

by dj_gs68 November 29, 2003

63๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


Quagmire

Glen Quagmire of Family Guy. A sex-crazed neighbor of Peter Griffen (as well as the others). Everything he says is absolutely hilarious; trust me. ^_~

"Heh. Alriiiiiight."
-Quagmire

by Dave October 12, 2004

111๐Ÿ‘ 142๐Ÿ‘Ž


Quagmire

A really, really ugly adolescent usually around the age of 14-18. This male is so ugly that when he smiles everyone turns around to throw up in their mouth. ugly

A boy who thinks he's hott, and he's not.
"Hey Quagmire, stop smiling... ur making me sick.

by LaKiki101 March 8, 2010

43๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Quagmire

The dirtiest man alive, he thrives for sex, woman, and loves cats.

Iโ€™m going over to Quagmires today

by Family Jew February 25, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž