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A girl that is so attractive, that an indivdual is willing to perform a BMT on her.
Used to describe moderately attractive, to extremely attractive women.
Particularly useful in public or mixed company.
Have you met Trent's new japanse girlfriend? She is definately BMT Qualified.
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Tryna show off and get alot of attention with their watercraft. Might include adding underwater lights to a boat , adding a slide to a pontoon. A person whos car/boat/truck/ golf cart is worth more than his house.
Guy 1: Why did they put those lights their boat?
Guy 2: They just straight up peacockin' he must be qualified.
"that guys got a real nice golf cart, he must be a Qualified peacocker."
synonomous with "I just had sex" it comes from the song by The Lonely Island. Used to describe someone who, big surprise, just had sex.
Socially Awkward Penguin: Watching video by the lonely island . . . parents walk in, are qualified to sing
guy1: Dude, I'm totally qualified to sing
guy2: brooooo! nicccceeeee!
A person that thinks they have earned the right to make derogatory statements about another race or culture because of their relationships.
Ted: What's up with wetbacks always wearing jeans and having mustaches?
Bill: Dude, why would you say that?
Ted: No it's cool, I'm dating a Mexican girl.
Bill: Oh, I wasn't aware that you were a qualified racist
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A woman who has had oral (mouth), anal(Butt) and vaginal (pussy) sex with the same partner.
When your girl gives you a blow job, lets you lay the pipe and takes it in the butt she is three hole qualified.
An arid pass in football, usually high.
And it looks like Carson Palmer's pass was too high to qualify, 4th down.
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An individual who gets a job only or chiefly because of their preexisting relationship (and sometimes relation to) someone already employed within the organization hiring them. A "fully qualified fetus" is most often young, inexperienced, and contributes little or nothing of value to the workplace.
"It looks like they've hired a fully qualified fetus for technical support. Good thing they didn't promote someone qualified."
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