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a totally gay guy that has ridiculous hair but thinks he's straight
OMG that Steedman is such a quimby
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To make a fool of oneself unintentionally. Reference to "Mayor Quimby" from The Simpsons, who was subjected to frequent misfortune as the result of his unluckiness. A Quimby can refer to an event in which someone humiliates themself or a period of time in which their behaviour was littered with frequent misfortune. The word "Qumiby" can be used as a verb or an adjective.
Frequent occasions for which the term can be used include: Failing a test, getting obscenely drunk, falling over/tripping up etc.
NB: Credit to Alex Waylett for raising awareness of the word
Describing someone having had a "Quimby"- "You've had a Quimby mate." (Verb)
Describing a currently occuring event- "You're having a Quimby of a time" (Adjective)
Abusing someone and teasing them- "Ahhhh Qumiby!" (Noun)
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A person who sucks the farts out of dead chickens.
After a chicken is dead a farmboy will suck the fart out staight from the cornhole.
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Perverted older man, who sneaks around the neighborhood sniffing and licking bicycle seats.
Damn, creepy ole man Jenkins is a straight up Quimby!!!
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Noun 1. A profession in which you suck all of the air and gas out of dead bodies, so they do not fart or burp during family visiting hours or during the memorial.
They called the Quimby in before they prepared the body for the open casket viewing.
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A long, skinny penis. Exact opposite of a chode.
Person 1: You have a chode
Person 2: No, i have a quimby
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The act of sitting in a hot tub and farting. You watch for the fart bubble to come to the top of the water and try to bite the bubble before it pops.
Kenny: “Bro, what are you doing?”
Phil: “ I’m about to fart. Let’s see who gets the quimby.”
Kenny: “ That quimby tasted like absolute shit.”
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