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When a party of African Americans stiff a server
Server 1: How did that 10 top of Canadians treat you?
Server 2: They asked for extra bread 3 times. They only had apps. They all drank water like they were stranded in a desert. Stayed for 3 hours after they were done eating. Separate checks. Half of them didn't tip. The other half left less than 10%
Server 1: Ouch! You just got monkey raped.
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Monkey rape is the regrettable practise of a tying a monkey up by his tail and then boning him up the ass.
Can be quite noisy.
Don's neighbors got used to the smell of bananas and monkey poo, and even to the sight of him doing monkey rape on a monkey hanging from his clothesline.
But they never got used to the screaming.
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when a person gives someone a piggy back, and the person who is being carried dry humps the person whom is carrying thems back
is it just me or is he monkey raping you
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when a person (usually of great martial arts ability) hugs his legs around another person and repetedly punches thier head until great injury occurs.
Jack: Hey! Did you guys see the way that guy monkey raped the other guy durring that awesome fight scene?!
Sam: Yeah! It was totally awesome!
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1. An oxymoron, as any self-respecting rigger monkey welcomes violent penetration.
2. Imitating an orangutan while engaging in an unwelcome and unexpected donkey punch.
Hey sweetie, what's your #? Can I take you out some time for dinner and a movie and afterwards a quick rigger monkey rape?
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When someone is physicly raping a monkey in the rectum while fingering their own bum hole
Ryan is such a anal hole raping butt monkey
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One who engages in sex with monkies while also eating excrement
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