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Rasmus

The coolest name in da world

Rasmus i cool

by E P I C Despacito69 March 12, 2019

28πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


the rasmus

the best band in the whole world because fo' shizzle my nizzle

F-F-F-Falling
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by holly November 28, 2004

106πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


rasmus

A Rasmus is a small furry nocturnal creature that's a cross between a koala, sloath and has large eyes like a bush baby. Rasmus or 'The Rasmus' as their known in plural, live on a diet of plants and leaves. These creatures are mostly found in woodland areas.

"My garbage was ripped open last night by The Rasmus."

by Bruja May 6, 2004

198πŸ‘ 110πŸ‘Ž


Rasmus

A very handsome man with lots of girls trying to get him first.
A Rasmus is a guy who knows what he want in life and is always able to get it no matter how big his goals are.
A Rasmus is often seen at the biggest events that only premium people have the ability to get access to, he is often talked about in the bussiness that he is running.
Rasmus has close to always more than one house and a lot of expensive-fancy cars such as Rolls Royce and Ferrari.
Short said a Rasmus is Living the dream.
Rasmus= Smart, Handsome, Rich, Boss, Super big Dick , Pussymagnet

Girl:Omg i can’t belive it, last night i had sex with Rasmus
Girl2: What!?!! Lucky you IF i could ever get someone as awesome as Rasmus

by Rasmusmegadick December 25, 2018

18πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Rasmus

Rasmus is a hot guy whom is slightly tan, Rasmus has a huge dick even at just 13 year old and loves to fight for true equality by saying words like Nigger or calling black people "black". He is also super nice and every girl is in love with him but he doesn't know it, he doesn't trust you, he loves to make gay jokes and is constantly stressed

Tillie: Yesterday I had sex with Rasmus, I could barely even stand up or breathe and I was still completely filled with his jizz when I woke up this morning.

Ankha: Damn I wish I could experience that but I am just stuck with small-dick Nathan.

by uhwebvbvdv March 28, 2022


Rasmus

Rasmus does not like to talk

- Hey Rasmus say the n word
- Aeh

by Miahmed November 17, 2020

17πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Rasmus

The most loyal,kind and attractive person that you will ever meet.
He is kind hearted and wery special and important for this world. Rasmus is also wery known for stealing hearts , but doesen’t know it him self ;). He is also often known of being wery smart and having a thing for bigger animals, as for example horses.

The best advice that Rasmus could use right now is to listen to his girlfriend.

WARNING This person is wery well known of being stubborn as fuck, so don’t try arguing with him

Rasmus help me with my math homework

by Beasst6699 October 28, 2019

24πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž