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A suicidal cat from Animal Crossing. So many teenage girls are putting him in a maid dress and he just can’t anymore. Please, donate to the save Raymond fund. He doesn’t have enough money for all these restraining orders.
Teenage Girl: Hello! I have been following your tweets for the past two days, and have come to the conclusion you do not deserve to have Raymond on your island. He is my comfort character and seeing him in an environment not meant for him brings me anxiety, so I will be expecting a reply to this DM when you have him in boxes and ready to relinquish him to someone who will treasure him like he deserves.
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He's not the hottest guy you know, but he is a definite keeper. He is nice to everyone. So don't be getting jealous! But if he decided your the one… you will be showered with love and attention. He's respectful, careing, strong, loyal, and he stops talking to his buddies to give you his full attention when you want to say something. His eyes are the most beautiful things you have ever seen, and he is a good huger. You dream of the day he will work up the nerve to kiss you. He's usually the funny, outgoing type that makes him so popular. But it shows when something is bothering him. He dosen't have the strongest self esteem, but he's working on it. He would do anything for you. There's not to many out there like a Raymond.
The kind of guy you can't stop telling your friends about
Girl 1 "…and then he said, ' I will always love you.' "
Girl 2 "really? I never knew him to be the romantic type."
Girl 3 " awwwww! your so lucky! I want a Raymond!"
Girl 1 "I don't know what I did to deserve him!!!"
Girl 2 " shhhhhh, there he is!"
* Raymond walks up and gives girl 1 a hug*
Raymond "Would you girls mind if I steal her for a surprise date?"
Girl 3 " of course not! Have fun!"
*couple walking away holding hands*
Girl 2 " Wow, she wasn't kidding! I've never seen him That happy before!"
Girl 3 "I WANT A RAYMOND!!!!!!"
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A boy or man who is somewhat mysterious. Sometimes unpredictable, because whatever he says or does, it's usually common, but tends to be different every now and then. However, his good nature brings him the gift of many friends that he always has fun with, whether it's games, or sometimes, just for fun, he may annoy them. Raymond is usually trustworthy, and has high morals. However, sometimes he may annoy people overboard, but not often enough or harsh enough for a person to seek revenge. A good friend, and many people usually love him
-Just remember that some definitions may not link to whoever you may be thinking about. The naming of a child is important to possible decide their personality, but it is a parent's or guardian's job to make sure they are shaped into the child that is satisfactory-
-I admit, I do not understand how some people use someone's name as a word that doesn't resemble a name. Everyone is different, which is why this example may not make sense-
person-He is rather a kind boy
person 2-Reminds me of that show, 'Everyone loves Raymond'
person- Hey! What is your name please?
person 3-Raymond
-Note that an encounter like this is rather rare-
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raymond- is the most loving guy on earth, just seeing his smile makes me smile. he's the most loving, kind, caring, amazing boyfriend you'll ever meet. he makes you happy when you're sad. he makes you love him more and more each day you're with him. he'll bring the sun to your shine and the apple to you tree and the love to your heart. no other guy could could replace him in my heart. he's all a girl could ever need in her life! just knowing he's always gonna be yours forever, makes you believe in the love yall share.
i love that raymond!
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A really awesome boyfriend that can make you smile everyday. He may be really depressed at times, but having been comforted by the one he loves makes him all jumpy and happy again!
I love you, Raymond. You're the best!
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1. A person you don't want to be far with you because of getting addicted with his smiles, gestures, sweet talks and smell. It's like being attracted so much whenever you're with him.
2.Still a baby boy that still love to watch anime and cartoons like naruto and upin and ipin.
3.He will always make you smile whenever you are sad and will comfort you when he did something wrong, but you must show to him first that you are not okay.
And the last is, the one I want to be with for the rest of my life. <3
I love you so much Raymond :)
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That asian guy that's really good in math but doesn't want to admit it since he's too smart to even think of being that good. He watches a lot of anime. Never talk about Raymond when he's not there, he can hear everything you have said, and will say. He will kill for absolutely no fucking reason.
Classmate A: Oh look, its raymond. hope he doesnt kill another guy today.
Classmate B: yeah, he does that a lot these days lol.