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At the moment just after the Male Species is climaxing,the female or male yells out..."EW RIGHT IN MY FACE"
"So there I was just me and her. Shes jerkin my girkin when all of the sudden i let lose and hear...."ewww right on my face"right there...i knew i had "facial recognition"
When you're about to call someone on video chat and you wait till the moment it opens to cum directly onto the webcam, blinding their vision.
So I gave Fred a call the other day on Skype, only to get blocked by facial recognition.
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Person who will go to desperate lengths to gain the attention of the masses via the internet. This means resorting to frequently posting on RIP pages, to trolling discussion boards, to adding thousands of friends.
Girl 1: Its a tragedy that person died.
Girl 2: Your kidding me my friend count went up 25 people since I posted on the RIP Page.
Girl 1: Wow girl your cold your just in it for the E-Recognition.
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being able to recognize a person by the car that they drive
My whip recognition kicked in and i ducked behind a mail box so the crazy bitch didn't see me and kept drivin.
the inherited instinct to nod your head at people; if you know them or not, and it takes no thought process for initiation or to respond. mostly like predominate in caucasian males, but stretches every ethnic back round in the united states. IRN for short. it's a non verbal way to say i see you there, or to recognize what is going on in a particular environment.
bicyclist and driver give a impulsive recognition nod at one another as to agree not to collide with one another.
male friend see's another male friend having a conversation with a female and gives the impulsive recognition nod as to non verbally communicate a variety of things such as; leave me alone, find your own ride home tonight, yes am trying to have sex with this individual, good luck etc.
you catch a person looking at you and that individual gives a impulsive recognition nod, and nod back but don't know why. this prevents any unnecessary altercation due to the IRN
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Stall recognition:When you are taking a crap in a public restroom, Then suddenly become very uncomfortable because you can recognize the person next to you by the shoes there wearing and the poop noises they are making! Scare:you wanna say hi but your still not sure its them
Guy 1: Hey where you in the bathroom on the sears first floor yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah I woulda said hi but I got Stall scare recognition.
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12th February is the world's laziness recognition day. I declare this as an dedication and applaud to all the lazy weird people who make laziness look so ghetto and formal.
Dude today is 12th feb! can't believe its your day. Its international laziness recognition day.