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A Rode Cone(although technically orange)
throw that red hat hat in the trunk, man. If people wanna drive in a construction site I say "let'em."
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People who wear red MAGA hats.
The monster truck show is expected to have a lot of red hat retards in attendance.
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Colloquialism for attendees of IndyCar events, identifiable by the red hats they wear, who did not pay for their tickets and who are only attending because Marlboro had sent them free tickets vouchers in the mail; each Marlboro 'guest' gets a red hat when they exchange their voucher for a ticket at the track.
The crowd at that last crapwagon race was pathetic! The track has 100,000 seats but the place was only quarter full of gomers, if that, and most of those were members of the red hat brigade!
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It's the drunkest, rowdiest, most belligerent person at the party you can always check yourself against. They are typically sloppy and trying to be seductive. This results in a very humorous experience for the rest of the people at the party who are watching the Red Hat Romeo from afar.
The red hat romeo is all alone dancing on the pool deck , so I think we are in the clear to have another shot.
The penis, due to over-use, friction or bacterial infection could develop a Roger Red Hat. This means that the your bellend, or hat in this case, develops an itchy rash and becomes inflamed, thus resembling a Roger Red Hat.
Man 1: Oh dear, I seem to have developed a swollen rash on the end of my penis.
Man 2: Don't fret, my little friend, it's merely a roger red hat you have acquired!
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The Evil empire founded by Sue Ellen Cooper takes control of older ladies minds by promising them a full life but instead give them cultish red hats. They prance around town in purple moo moo's and red hats. They are known to trample poor unsuspecting people at department stores during sales in their drunken stupor. They are also so into their cult they try to top each other by seeking "red hat" paraphernalia. Red hat shoes, red hat earing, glasses, hair pins, clothes pins, and even red hat underwear. The one that is chosen to be the :"top red hatter" is then sacrificed to their female god SUE ELLEN COOPER or known by her followers SULENPER. Which translates into Evil Goddess of Pain and torture. The sacrifice takes place in a run down building in Kansas City Kansas, their the "women" build a bon fire and dance around it spitting blood and chanting "Red Women we live forever long live SULENPER." Please if you see any of these ladies and trust me you will, turn and run the other way.
Jerry was running into the department store to catch a good deal on the clearance days when a pack of the red hat cult ran over him trampling him under their red hat shoes.
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This Red Hat virus is really serious and it is killing a lot of people.
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