refund

what you ordered
was not what they delivered

"im asking for a refund."

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refund

A word said, usually in a loud and inappropriate way, to or about a female who is particularly unattractive, and hence would be refunded if she were given as a present.

Man: Look at her! F*cking, REFUND!

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refunded

A way to describe a prostitute who just wasn't quite up to scratch.

"Yea hombre, look at her!"
"Forget it emano, she's refunded."

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refund

When a man orgasms on a womans face and then she wipes it on her hand and then wipes it on the man/mens face, also known as the whalmsley.

That i jizzed on the bitchs face and she gave me a refund

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The Refund

This one is for the ladies. A girl gives a man a handjob or blowjob while on his back. When he busts she catches it and throws it back into his face.

Dave made me so mad last night I gave him The Refund.

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Russian refund

Paying more money trading in something to get something else instead of getting your money back for the thing you have.

When Wargaming wanted to rebalance old tanks, they decided to give us a russian refund instead of giving us our money back.

Rubberband Refund

A tax refund from H & R Block, where one pays the penalty
fees and forgoes the full amount of their tax refund in exchange for an
instaneous pile of cash.

Dwayne got hisself a rubberband refund cause he couldn't wait no 2-10 weeks,
by then Lobsterfest be over!

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