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man i just got done releasing the kraken
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An expression of bravado used when revealing one's penis for intercourse. It can also be used in public urinals or other inappropriate places.
Jake was arrested for walking into the women's lavatory, pulling open his trench coat (under which he was naked save for business socks), and shouting, "Release the Kraken!"
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Use the bathroom (#2), Take a Shit
I have been holding it in all day I have to go Release The Kraken.
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Humorous hyperbolic metaphor used by American commentators to describe a goal scored from a free-kick in soccer.
Commentator: "Dietmar Hamann, he's just gonna set the play up... and Riise..."
*Riise strikes the ball and scores*
Commentator: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
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to fuck you up
You say another word 'bout my mama, an' imma release the kraken.
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to bust our your john; your dick; your shmong, also comes out in the new movie Clash of the Titans.
John: My girl was all up on me, so i release the kraken on her and she gave me a nice blow.
Jimmy: Nice.
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What a Greek man announces prior to performing a Dutch Oven on his sleeping partner, female or male.
Stavros had just fallen asleep when Nick proclaimed "Release the Kraken!!", proceeded to anally expel the gaseous yield of that night's Ouzo, and pulled the covers over his lover's head.
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