Hey sexy why dont you slip in to something more comfortable for this reverse birth.
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(adj) Having a shaft and meatus so thick, insertion into a vagina (or similar orifice) is akin to childbirth, but in reverse.
Last night at the bar, I met a guy named Tyresius. Drinks and conversation flowed. One thing led to another and before I could say clitoris, I was being ripped by Tyresius' reverse birth girth. Ooo-la-la. Ouch.
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When a bald man inserts his head into a womanβs vagina.
If you think that fisting porn is gross, you should see this reverse-birthing video.