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A fat, white, whore, preferably a young teenager, can also be over the age of 40.
Frannie is such a rice krispie.
Rice crispie's get around to much, in both ways.
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Typical quiet, skinny asian kid. Probably doesnt know english and overall not very talkative.
-I asked that damn Asian girl whats the next lesson and after 20 seconds she answered me in fucking Japaneese!
-Fucking rice krispies
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When you're taking a crap and the turd makes a crackling sound as it exits your bunghole.
I dropped a Rice Krispy Treat in the thundermug this morning.It sounded like the turd was bubblewrapped.
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Breakfast cereal with some side-effects. Manufactured by Bush-Lovers United Food Federation (BLUFF) this product enables the eater to talk crap, backtrack, and look desperate at every opportunity. WARNING: eating this cereal will seriously alter the positioning of your front teeth....permanently.
Once upon a time there was a little girl called Condoleeza. Her mom got her some Condoleeza Rice Krispies and she ate 'em all up. Then she morphed into a suit-wearing, buck-toothed Bush-gimp who has now become happy to be a Presidential puppet with Dubya twitching her strings. My, betcha moms proud of you now Condo!!!!
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When a man climaxes on a woman's face and proceeds to throw Rice Krispies on her face so they stick.
I gave my grandma a Rice Krispies Treat.
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when you’re smoking a bowl and you rip it so hard that the weed crackle and pop like a fuckin rice krispy buddy.
Yo, Conner is hitting a rice krispy on the bowl!
When you have unprotected sex with a Rice Krispies cereal box. Rice Krispies STD results in a penis going: SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!
Johnny was a bad boy and had unprotected Rice Krispies sex, and had his stump of a empty penis removed. Don't get Rice Krispies STD!
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